3...2...1...MEW!

Name/Short Name: Mew/MEW

Nickname: CUTE BUT DEADLY!

Announcer: Matsuda

Hometown: The Caribbean (closest to South America)

Height: 5'3" *

Weight: 239 pounds*

*These two figures were chosen because 5-foot-3 is the minimum height, and 239 pounds would place Mew right on the cusp of being a heavyweight.

Grapple: 75

Strikes: 75

Submission: 90

Durability: 80

Speed: 90

Technical: 90

Charisma: 100 (she's Mew, for crying out loud! Of course people are going to love her!)

Hidden: 255 (yes, there is a hidden eighth attribute, which I am unsure about its actual function--may do nothing at all).

Abilities: Move Thief, Hammer Throw, Resilience, Durability, Kip-up, Outside Dives, Springboard Dives, Fired Up

Signature Moves: Triple Rolling Suplex (Three Amigos--paying respect to Eddie Guerrero), Triple German Suplex (paying respect to Chris Benoit)

Finishers: The Iron Lung (Reverse F-5 spin into Shoulder-cutter Drop), The Cat Scan (Reverse Suplex DDT)

The names for Mew's finishers were chosen because of their medical double entendres. As in...you'll need an iron lung if you take too many, er, Iron Lungs, and you'll probably need a cat scan if you take too many of...those.

Mew's tail took a while to get just right, and I ended up settling for a giant letter "S", because the particular font I chose made the S look like an actual "Mew tail".

Let the beatings commence! Hee hee...

"Were this a chess game, this would be the point where I say, 'Checkmate.'" --Mew, at the start of a match.