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Been watching WWF Superstars on the Network. It makes me miss when they'd have the stars beat jobbers in order to make them look good for an upcoming PPV match or an upcoming big match.
Daniel Bryan is evil Captain Planet. “PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT OR I’LL KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!! Styles: "You got glass in my eye…” Bryan: “AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS!!!”
Enzo Amore crashed Survivor Series and got kicked out. He uploaded his album to YouTube. I listened to some of it and I can say that deafness has its advantages. He'll end up working the drive thru at Burger King in a couple years, still claiming to be a big deal rapper, mark my words. He's a real life OG Loc. So... when is he gonna ask us to steal Madd Dogg's rhyme book?
In response to Edge telling Becky that she’ll be all alone, I would have loved for her to quote Friedrich Nietzsche (who originally quoted Aristotle when he said this in Twilight of the Idols): “To live alone, one must be a beast or a god,” and then have her call herself the Goddess because she beat the one Horsewoman that Alexa couldn’t. Of course, that quote would go right over Vince’s head (and pretty much all of creative for that matter).
I find the narrative that WWE's trying to push to be hilarious. The greenhorn models who want to be recognized as "wrestling veterans" or "legends" and claim to be one of the major reasons for the Women's Revolution (LOL!) are accusing an arrogant former MMA star of being a glory hog. Hi, Pot! Hey, Kettle!
With the way things are going, they could have Becky cut off Charlotte’s left arm with a sword and people will still cheer for her.