Community Status Updates
Just what we fucking needed, an MMA circlejerk on SmackDown... If I wanted to watch MMA fighters, I’d watch MMA fights.
Victoria is officially retired. I'd like to see her be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. She's long overdue.
I’d like to see her retain the childlike character yet play sadistic games with her opponents. “Let’s play a game. How much pressure will it take to break an arm? Let's find out.” Shit like that.
With their previous Twitter encounters and this latest one to boot, Becky has Ronda verbally outclassed to the point where every time they get into it, it’s like Einstein talking to a chimpanzee.
Another person injured by Nia Jax. Can WWE just fire her? She's exactly like Mabel in 1995.
Been watching WWF Superstars on the Network. It makes me miss when they'd have the stars beat jobbers in order to make them look good for an upcoming PPV match or an upcoming big match.
Daniel Bryan is evil Captain Planet. “PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT OR I’LL KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!! Styles: "You got glass in my eye…” Bryan: “AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS!!!”
Enzo Amore crashed Survivor Series and got kicked out. He uploaded his album to YouTube. I listened to some of it and I can say that deafness has its advantages. He'll end up working the drive thru at Burger King in a couple years, still claiming to be a big deal rapper, mark my words. He's a real life OG Loc. So... when is he gonna ask us to steal Madd Dogg's rhyme book?