Da Layla El Fan Club
Ared, so for eryone who don't know bout our main gurl, Ms.(emphasis on Ms., not Mrs. ) Layla El, here come some of dem statistics to get y'all on point.
Legit Name: Layla El
Birth Place: London, England
Birthday: June 25, 1977
Age: 35(Tell me when your girl look this damn good at 35!)
Height: 5 ft 3(She fun-sized )
Weight: 115 lbs(She good about her diet )
Race: Half Spanish, Half Moroccan
Trainer: FCW, Finlay who loves to fight, Jesse Hernandez, PWA
WWE debut: Mid-2006
Finishers/Signatures: Bombshell, Layout/Nasty Kick, the infamous Roll-Up, more generic Diva moves(Damn I wish she had the stink face)
Forget a bio, she's self-explanatory, but here come fun facts instead:
1. She was a dancer, but when you look like that and got that ass, wouldn't you be one too?
2. She danced for my manz 'Ye(Kanye) and P. Diddy at the MTV Music Awards
3. She was a cheerleader for the Miami Heat, not LeBron's Heat, but Dwayne Wade & Shaq's Heat
5. She did the Extreme Expose on ECW with Kelly squared and Brooke Adams which was the best thing about the new ECW
6. She was in a tag team wit our bruh, The Undertaker's, new wife, Michelle McCool in what was called "LayCool"
8. She modeled for like 5 different magazine covers
9. She was in Family Feud and Timbaland's music video with a bunch of other divas
10. She did more but those 7 things are enough to make you love.
II. Also, I bet no one realized that I skipped 4 or 7.
12. Or that I used Is for 11
Last but not least, her accomplishments
1. She got a ring after enticing the Mavericks every home game with that ass and causing my men Dwayne to take advantage of that and go ham. They were so used to seeing it, they didn't get AS hard.
2. She won the Diva Search
3. She is a 1 Time Diva's Champion and 1 Time Women's Champion, although when she was in LayCool, they apparently shared the title.
4. She is the honorary member of #TeamNegro
5. Last year she was #6 of the 50 top female wrestlers, says PWI.
6. I bet you're checking to see if I tricked you again.
7. Did I?
Thank You All For Reading and I hope you consider joining the Crew. Why? Cuz they lovin the crew!
If you need additional reasons, here we go
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Edited by Mr. Fantastic™, 25 June 2013 - 05:40 PM.